Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Tax Season

April 15th has always been a special, joyous day for my family.  It marks the end of tax season!  And NO one is happier to see this date on the calendar than my hard-working CPA dad, who logs 7 work days/week, 80+ hrs/wk the first 105 (or so) days of the year...

With this year being a leap year, April 15th being a Sunday, and Monday the 16th some bogus DC holiday when the post office is closed... today marks the official end of what could be the longest. tax. season. EVER.

So, Dad, welcome back to the land of the living.  Congrats on another tax season down and moving a little closer to retirement.  Our little tax deduction can't wait to see you again soon (very, very soon).  Now, read these funny tax quotes and then go take a nap!  Daughter's orders!     

Will Rogers
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Martin A. Sullivan
There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.

Oliver Wendell Holmes
I like to pay taxes. It is purchasing civilization.

Joe E. Lewis
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Denis Healey
The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.

Rush Limbaugh
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Alfred E. Neuman
Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.

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