I hate men.
You might be asking, "Oh no, what did Phil do now?." But honestly, NOTHING. And that's the point!
With the start of 2011, I decided to get healthy: eat out less, cook healthier, and exercise more. I have made a HUGE effort to do all the things I know I'm supposed to do on a daily basis. I've been eating lots of fruits and veggies, cutting calories, avoiding fried food, and enjoying adult beverages in moderation. And, I've been hitting the gym 4-5 days a week... insert back pat here.
But, despite all of that hard work, I'v only lost 5 lousy pounds... in 6 weeks...(we won't mention the fact that I gained 3 of them back last weekend during the beer and fried food frenzy AKA the Super Bowl...).
Phil, who really hasn't modified his lifestyle very much at all, has dropped 10+ pounds in 4 weeks.
So not fair.
Which brings me to my first statement: I hate men... and their speedy metabolisms!